dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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