Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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