I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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