Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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