I'm going to jail i love you
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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