if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
is that a dick in a sweater?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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