Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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