I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Watching her eat just hurts me
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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