guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
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