Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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