At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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