That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I CAN MOONWALK!
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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