Her vagina should come with caution tape.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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