Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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