I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
this boner is exhausting
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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