This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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