But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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