Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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