2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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