I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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I need you to use more vowels.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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