Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Randomize
