that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Randomize
