How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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