I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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