That's intense
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just want to make out with him forever
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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