wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I just want to make out with him forever
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
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