Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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