i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He shit in the fireplace
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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