Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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