I need help removing her.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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