Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
