their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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