I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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