So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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