I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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