when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
id be glad to
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
There r osticjed everywhere
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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