so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
He is an equal opportunity slut.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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