those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
