I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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