It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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