She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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