Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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