He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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