Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
are you so shy because you have an std?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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