...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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