ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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