That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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