Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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