if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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