is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
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