seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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