i love accidental penises.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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