last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
God gave him joint rollers for hands
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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