i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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