My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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