Porn is love you can see.
I faked an abortion last night.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
